If you hasn't seen it, then it's new to you!

Kitten, dude, u needs some better pix. mebbe u try holding still, when chris take pitchur, ya think? XOXO Twitch

We moving all our posts from our stoopy old wordpress blog. it was all sucky, we dint know what we was doin. anyway, here a post from there. if you ahve't seen it, then  it's new to you. LULZ.

We writed this cool article about all the coolest products that we likes! It so funny. We use LOLspeak. Chris gonna be so mad! LOLOOLOOLOLOL! Is here. It's about lotsa cat products Chris boughted for us. OMG, she spend so many monies on us. Wow. she say we worth it. she kinna nice sumtime.

mebbe u gets food outta food bowl. u think? LOLOLOL mr. Kitten

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Cats with Thumbs

Haha, soon we will rule the world. Rule it even more than we already do! Ha. Cats with thumbs. Do not fear. We will be good rulers. We already are good rules. We will be good absolute rulers.

See this cat? He's giving humanity a thumbs up!

And here's an ad with cats with thumbs except they're not for real.

Not yet.

There's also a cat named Zucchini that totally has thumbs, practically. Because she's missing her middle finger (haha, good thing she isn't a teenager or a taxi driver) so she can really use the other digits to grasp stuff. Here's a link to read more about her. I'm not posting her picture because she has a silly name. Zucchini? For real.

Posted by Mr. Kitten

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Cat saves man from fire!

Yup, it happen alla time. Dis happen kinna close to where we lives, so we puts it here. Smart cat woked the human up when da house caught on fire. Man thoughted that cat just wanted to go outside, so hooman went back to sleep. but cat kept trying to save him! finally, man woked up and gotted up and his life was saved!

cats are heroes!

There wasn't much in the news about this. we tink that shows how often cats saves lives and you not no even hear about it. here's a link to the news article.

Dis happen in San Mateo. Here's a picture of some random place in San Mateo dat was on the National Park Service website. We pretty sure this not the house wif the fire because 1) there a lotta houses in San Mateo, so like what are the odds? and 2) this house not all burned and stuff.

Oh yeah, make sure your smoke detectors have batteries. Seriously.

Posted by Twitch

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