Hi eberybody,
To hearten all da humans going back to work today, me and Kitten maded this post about cats with jobs! They has all kinna jobs, from the regular ones to the fancy ones, but Chris say all kinna honest work is good. Chris say she has swept floors at work an she swept em really good, and I say why not for $65 an hour back when she a computer consultant and it was only for like 10 minutes, cause dey wanted to make the server room pretty for visiting execs and Chris try to keep it reals, but sometime no succeed so good cause she always gib that as example of her doing poopy job and so conveniently forget the *years* she work for $6 an hour, haha, now was poopy job, and anyway, she say she respect person with poopy job who does good job more than person with fancy job who do it poopy, and ---Ouch, Kitten, STOP BITING MY TAIL!
I'M OUT OF HERE!!!1
And take your run-on sentences with you. I'm Kitten.
Here we have Millie, who is a security guard at a toy warehouse. Her job is to catch mice and stand around having publicity shots taken of her.
photo credit: Metro.co.uk |
Here is a candid shot of Millie breaking into a box as she prepares to steal and fence what appear to be some ThunderCats toys. I approve.
photo credit: Metro.co.uk |
This is Larry, who works in the highest echelons of the British government as Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office.
photo source: wikipedia |
photo source: wikipedia |
Conclusion
I'm not sure how I feel about cats with jobs. On the plus side, it displays the awesomeness of cats in new and different ways. On the minus side, it fosters an unhealthy association between cats and work and thereby upsets the order of the Universe, which declares that humans are meant to serve cats, not the other way around.
Discuss among yourselves.
--Mr. Kitten
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